Triumph!
I'm done writing The Emperor's Finest, and the final word count is 50,269. This is the longest piece I've ever written, and for all its flaws (yeah, okay, it has a few, but I'll be revising a little bit) I'm quite proud of it.
Everyone go! Read it! It doesn't bite!
Also, if anyone (like Dave) wants the entire manuscript, I have it in .doc format. That's a little easier to read than silly deviantART text.
In other news I might start collecting an Imperial Guard army.
Edit: Now in .pdf format! Download it here!